August 1999

I was dreaming, and when I woke up my girlfriend Cynthia was next to me. I told her that I didn't know what it meant that I had dreamed about her. She'd been dreaming too. She told me that she had just had the strangest dream that her right arm was a giant fish. What an odd dream to have, I said. As I made my way out of the room it occurred to me to turn and say, "Does that mean that if you were hitting me you'd be giving me the one-tuna punch?" Cynthia, from what I recall, did not respond.