Ride It!

12 of Nov, 2002

Scientists are so excited about all the extra terrestrial life they’re finding. Seems like they can’t avoid it these days. “Oh, look at these bacterial remnants we found on Mars.” “Oh, look at all that brothy briney liquid beneath the ice caps of that moon.” THAT’S NO MOON! “Oh, look how the sun is pulsating and gesticulating about that hungry hungry black hole at the center of the Universe and saying, ‘Look out! Black hole!’” Whatever. You know, I’m waiting for something a little cooler than fossilized alien rabies. I’m waiting for there to be bigger stuff - stuff we can ride! Because it’s all about riding around and stirring up a commotion. Yeehaw! Spank that tentacled mofo! “You git!” Ride it across the sandy red veldt! At least that’s what I think.


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Comments

  • yeah, and what about tails? if it ain’t got a tail, then I got nothing to do with it.
    {B}

    :~

    quoth Snee on 13 of Nov, 2002








Scientists are so excited about all the extra terrestrial life they’re finding. Seems like they can’t avoid it these days. “Oh, look at these bacterial remnants we found on Mars.” “Oh, look at all that brothy briney liquid beneath the ice caps of that moon.” THAT’S NO MOON! “Oh, look how the sun is pulsating and gesticulating about that hungry…