Date: Feb 16, 2000
From: nancy
Subject: spare time

is your site something you do with your spare time? if not, what do you do with your spare time? i love your site, and would like to know what you think about things

nancy,

We woke up today with no acne. First time since puberty. We think maybe today will be our last day then. That is the universe's cruel joke. Our grandmother sent us a chocolate "J" which we have mostly eaten. Perhaps we'll survive through until tomorrow, but if we do we're sure we'll have acne again. This, then, would be the universe's way of following a joke up by telling us that it wasn't actually a joke. We can't think which is worse. We've been feeling punchy since we were harangued by two Frenchmen in a bicycle shop. Now we can't stop coughing.

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