Office Dialogue

[Audio Content]

This infomercial offers hope for anyone dealing with the many travails of life in the world of fluroescent-washed cubicles. Talking heads deliver a script that was painstakingly strung together, often one syllable at a time, from much shorter bits of dialog, as spoken by AT&T’s Natural Voices personalities.

listen to “Office Dialogue” [5 minutes, 13 seconds, mp3]

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  • This clip scared the hell out of me. The voices are frighteningly similar to my superiors in the “cube farm” I work in. Thanks for the throbbing headache on a Sunday morning…

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